Technological Judaism
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Technological Judaism is an offshoot religion descending from Judaism. Technological Jews (also called Jews for Tom Cruise) believe that actor Tom Cruise is their messiah (anointed one) whose arrival was predicted by the prophet Isaiah. Technological Jews revolves around a few core tenets: use of technology to heal our ills and better understand the Deity, the holy answering of gastropub trivia questions, and that mysterious, ancient, alien ghosts cause all our emotional problems.