Observations from Texas Trip September 2014

• Really strange Matthew Mcconaughey Lincoln commercials: Video 1 and Video 2
• At the baggage check at IAH, an older Indian man with a thin, whispy white dress shirt and the darkest nipples in existence. Not a pleasant thing to see.
• Ravens head coach John Harbaugh defended his player: "Ray has told me his side of it, and everything we've seen so far is very consistent with what he said."
• Cheerios recently released a lighted sweetened cereal featuring "added protein".
• People are distracted by the president wearing a tan-colored suit.
• Apples released a revolutionary phone which is slightly larger than the previous phone.
• From El Tiempo receipt: If tip is shown in your check when presented for review; it is displayed for convenience and is a recommendation only. Scratch through and substitute the amount you want to tip. All tips are your unfettered call and all tips go to your servers as you alone determine. Staff is trained to respect tip adjustments with professionalism and respect of privacy. Discretionary tips having been well earned through fine service helps us improve. no one will negotiate or question your tip determinations. For continuous improvement text us on all issues if able. Look fro the manager's text number below. Gracias!
• Joe Montana is endorsing certain styles of Sketchers shoes. His name is on the shoes. As far as I can tell, these are no different than other Sketchers, just with Joe Montana's name on them. Also, does the Joe Montana name sell shoes in this day and age, specifically non-sports shoes?
• Licence plate: BSB-8337, Mom: Baby Suck Baby
• Alpha Khakis