Fecal Futures

Financial instruments allowing one to speculate on the future quantity of manure available as a fertilizer in the manure market. One can also speculate on the amount of human waste passing through various municipal sewage treatment plants. The New York City Municipal Fecal Future is a consistently high performing investment, as long as the investor does not sell too late. If one does not sell in time, the fecal future matures, and the investor finds an unpleasant surprise in the mailbox. This page is currently a stub. Edit to expand.