Beefcakes Anonymous

A support group for those afflicted with beefcake lifestyle dependency, participating in it to the point that it interferes with or takes over their lives. This support group operates much like similar anonymous support groups. Members meet at a designated location once a week. Only first names are given, though a participant can decline to give a name if total anonymity is desired. Members discuss their urges and different ways to fight them when they arise. New members are assigned a sponsor, whom they can call in the event there is a strong urge to lay in a tanning booth, apply baby oils to ones body, lift weights, eat supplements, or perform unnecessary squat thrusts.